Who am I, you might ask?

I'm a singer,a dancer,a companion for a noble lady or a noble gentleman, a daughter, an aunt, a musician, an artist, but overall, I'm human. Don't choose to treat me otherwise

clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

(via tangerinevulcans)

pocosun:

nitemarephantom:

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s No

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Go Away

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Fuck Off

Harry Potter and the Goblet of One Fucking Year

Harry Potter and the Order of the What the Hell

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Shit

Harry Potter and the Deathly Damn It

(via sarahthegoblinqueen)

bowtie-cummerbund:

burnedoffwings:

I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS JO
I FUCKING MISS BALTHAZAR
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY

its a special day when someone misses satan

(via one-hellofa-blogger)