Who am I, you might ask?

I'm a singer,a dancer,a companion for a noble lady or a noble gentleman, a daughter, an aunt, a musician, an artist, but overall, I'm human. Don't choose to treat me otherwise

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

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mishasminions:

thebanegrimm:

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salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER

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      This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good.
                                                        Yeah… still good.

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itsbeentwoyears:

honestly mr brightside can be in any playlist. make out playlist? mr brightside. getting over someone? mr brightside. funeral? you bet your sweet ass mr brightside will be on it

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old-rt-men:


“About five minutes later, I get a knock on my door. In walks this scrawny dude with about five tattoos on his arm; he’s wearing an old punk band t-shirt and looks like he hasn’t slept in a week. He sits down and I ask him a couple a questions. He had gotten out of the military, had just moved here from New Jersey (for no discernible reason) and he was going to take advantage of a veteran program that would allow him to buy a house with no money down. I thought that was pretty impressive, so I kept him in my office and we talked a little longer about random things. After about five minutes I realized this guy was one of the most laid back, coolest people I had ever encountered in my life. And that is how I met Geoff.” - Burnie Burns

Happy Birthday Geoff Ramsey!